Quality Ugliness

Groundhog Day

2012-02-03T15:40:00.000-08:00

In honor of yesterday.

Christmas pics

2011-12-23T07:31:00.000-08:00

Enjoy the pics below. For more, see http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/the-most-awkward-family-holiday-photos

Happy Ugly Day!

2011-11-11T21:17:00.000-08:00

Every year when the calendar goes crazy with a triple number like 11-11-11 my family and friends send each other greetings of ugliness and cheer. See the video clips below and try to keep calm as you view.

Sesame Street

2011-11-11T21:14:00.000-08:00

Usually Sesame Street is just good quality fun but in this case it's good quality ugliness.

More cat nonsense

2011-11-11T21:13:00.001-08:00

Cats and Star Wars are apparently the supreme inspirations for all the bizarre and ugly. Shudder at the following:

Superman

2011-11-11T21:08:00.000-08:00

For the enjoyment of all, here is a post from the fourth Superman movie. Yes, they made four back in the original franchise. Gotta love his ability to rebuild a wall with his vision:

Cats (not the musical)

2011-10-13T21:15:00.000-07:00

Ok so Cats the musical has some ugly quality but that's for another day. Place your votes on which is uglier between the two below:

More Star Wars

2011-10-08T14:59:00.000-07:00

Star Wars seems to be the root source of the universe's ugly material. There are a few examples throughout my blog. Enjoy another:

Transformers Chest Hair

2011-09-24T20:14:00.000-07:00

Angel Murkurker

2011-08-20T21:34:00.000-07:00

Some friends of mine have put together a number of vids worthy of mention on here. You can find them on youtube by searching for "Angel Murkurker". Here is just one example.

Musical Theater

2011-08-20T21:22:00.000-07:00

I grew up doing plays and musical theater. This entire production is laughable. No wonder people think thespians are weirdos.

Hot Rod

2011-08-20T21:18:00.000-07:00

I just saw this movie the other day for the first time. The whole thing deserves to be on my blog but this scene really encapsulates the essence of the film.

Klingon!

2011-04-13T21:47:00.001-07:00

Anyone fluent in Klingon automatically needs to be on this blog. As demonstrated below:

Anti-rape rap

2011-04-07T09:53:00.000-07:00

This is rap at its finest right here. And don't you love the expression "anti-rape rap"? I do.

Luke & Tadd Show

2011-04-01T21:41:00.001-07:00

Check out this site for some quality ugliness: http://lukeandtaddshow.com/

Digimon

2011-03-30T18:40:00.000-07:00

Another hail to Japanese animation. My favorite moment of this clip is about 1:30 min into the clip where the Digimon characters sound super intense and dramatic.

Friday Friday did I mention Friday?

2011-03-24T15:41:00.000-07:00

If you pull this video up on youtube, notice the like vs. dislike ratio for this video. I think that's the funniest part.

India's finest

2011-03-14T19:13:00.001-07:00

This may be the best segment of film to ever come from India or Indian filmmakers. Imagine an Indian Chuck Norris in a Bollywood version of the Matrix and you get the following clip:

Choral majesty

2011-03-01T06:30:00.000-08:00

Simply. Stunning. You must watch this in its entirety, it gets "better" as it goes. I want to meet the director or whoever came up with the idea to get an elderly choir to perform these tunes.

Brodyquest!

2011-02-17T18:16:00.001-08:00

I have no idea...

Japanese!

2011-01-31T18:51:00.000-08:00

Ah, the Japanese. Masters of ugliness in the form of media.

Marcel the Shell

2010-12-31T09:03:00.000-08:00

Don't ask about this one. I don't even know. I just know so far there have been about four and a half million views of this vid on youtube.

What a singer!

2010-12-19T18:46:00.000-08:00

Not much to do with the Christmas season but still hilariously hideous.

Happy Christmas!

2010-12-03T22:49:00.000-08:00

The holiday season is a perfect time to share in the form of ugliness. Please observe the following examples:

we loved these! hope you love them too!

Happy Thanksgiving!

2010-11-25T10:58:00.002-08:00

What better way to spread Thanksgiving cheer?! The tie-ins are obvious, right? Pilgrims and feasting!

Happy Ugly Day!!!

2010-10-10T20:32:00.000-07:00

Once a year we have an ugly day corresponding to the date which this year falls upon 10/10/10. Last year 'twas 09/09/09, year before 08/08/08 and so on. For those panicking and wondering what we do after 2012... don't worry we can always go with 01/03/13. That's of course assuming the world still exists at that point, what with the alleged prophesies and all. For viewing pleasure or displeasure, I've posted more than the typical daily amount of posts today to commemorate.

Laffy Taffy

2010-10-10T20:26:00.000-07:00

Ever need an ugly joke? Pick up a Laffy Taffy and get ready to gag. Literally. Observe the following:

* What did the boy chip say to the girl chip (crisp for the Brits)? -- Let's dance and I'll dip you.

* What do sneezes wear on their feet? -- ahh-shoes

* Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum.

* What do you do if a rhino charges you? -- Give him your credit card.

Today's ugly day winner.... (drum roll).....

* What do you call a hot dog in a bun? -- an in betweenie weenie.

Animated LOTR

2010-10-10T11:46:00.000-07:00

What is it with animations and having so much likelihood at turning out totally bizarre and deranged? One need merely peruse this blog to see plenty of examples like this one here. This one features a fairly ugly song.

Animated Shakespeare

2010-10-10T11:43:00.001-07:00

Want strange animation and overly dramatic performance? See here below! Or see as much as you can handle.

William Shatner

2010-10-10T11:25:00.001-07:00

William Shatner... need I say more?

More auto-tune glory!

2010-09-28T21:26:00.000-07:00

Just one of the many vids found at http://www.youtube.com/user/schmoyoho

Chun Li movie

2010-09-12T17:48:00.000-07:00

Anyone care for the acting in this clip?

Everything Chris Klein Says in "The Legend of Chun Li" from Jeff Rubin on Vimeo.

Auto-tune glory

2010-08-11T16:28:00.000-07:00

You MUST see both vids and in order from top to bottom.

As if it already wasn't ugly/ hilarious enough, now check this:

Never wanna grow up (?)

2010-08-11T16:09:00.000-07:00

This guy might as well be Peter Pan wanting childlike playtime to prevail. A much older/goofier looking Peter Pan.

Hamsters?!?!

2010-07-24T08:18:00.000-07:00

I've got a great idea! Let's make a car commercial. And we'll use CGI hamsters and make them look like thugs in New York. Trust me it'll make people want to purchase a new car because the connection between hamsters and cars is obvious, right?

Hot Chip

2010-07-20T18:09:00.000-07:00

Brace yourself for the ending. Just when you think it can't get any uglier.....

Hot Chip "I Feel Better" music video from SR on Vimeo.

Rocko's Modern Life

2010-07-20T15:35:00.001-07:00

Ugliest movie cover

2010-07-20T14:22:00.000-07:00

U.G.L.Y.

2010-06-28T18:45:00.000-07:00

What is an ugly blog without this?

Cute Cat, Ugly Vid

2010-06-28T18:44:00.001-07:00

Jersey Devil

2010-05-23T10:56:00.000-07:00

This is a depiction of an honest-to-goodness mythological legendary creature that allegedly inhabits southern New Jersey. Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_devil

My own videos

2010-05-03T21:19:00.000-07:00

Some videos I helped to make. Just proof that I can be ugly too.

Yes this is my voice as the narrator...

In honor of my birthday

2010-04-16T22:11:00.001-07:00

Gold medal music vid

2010-03-30T14:57:00.000-07:00

I've decided a music video by definition has to contain at least some ugliness. This one is award-winning in this sense though.

Mario at its best/worst

2010-03-30T14:43:00.000-07:00

I'm starting to think there's more animated ugliness out in the world than animated beauty.

Annoying orange

2010-03-22T11:29:00.000-07:00

This is a lot to take in, I know.

He loves his cat

2010-03-13T17:07:00.000-08:00

Special thanks to awkwardfamilyphotos.com.

Drug-induced animation

2010-03-10T14:43:00.000-08:00

Yet another certainly drug-induced cartoon for my blog.

Inexplicable pics

2010-03-10T14:41:00.000-08:00

I don't even know. Just visit the following URLs for some images that will stupefy you:

http://beaarthurmountainspizza.tumblr.com/

http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/

Russian ugliness

2010-03-10T14:39:00.001-08:00

Glad that the international ugliness can be found in Russia as well.

Potter puppet pals

2010-03-10T14:31:00.000-08:00

All of the Harry Potter puppet pal episodes I'm aware of are magically ugly.

Utah song

2010-03-10T10:55:00.000-08:00

Not to be offensive to Utahns here since I am one myself... but this song is just cringe worthy when you hear it sung. Maybe there'd be less cringing if we somehow managed to pack more repetitions of "this is the place" in here. I think that's what it needs.

Utah! People working together
Utah! What a great place to be.
Blessed from Heaven above.
It's the land that we love.
This is the place!

Utah! With its mountains and valleys.
Utah! With its canyons and streams.
You can go anywhere.
But there's none that compare.
This is the place!

It was Brigham Young who led the pioneers across the plains.
They suffered with the trials they had to face.
With faith they kept on going till they reached the Great Salt Lake
Here they heard the words..."THIS IS THE PLACE!"

Utah! With its focus on family,
Utah! Helps each child to succeed.
People care how they live.
Each has so much to give.
This is the place!

Utah! Getting bigger and better.
Utah! Always leading the way.
New technology's here...
Growing faster each year.
This is the place!

There is beauty in the snow-capped mountains, in the lakes & streams.
There are valleys filled with farms and orchards too.
The spirit of its people shows in everything they do.
Utah is the place where dreams come true.

Utah! With its pioneer spirit.
Utah! What a great legacy!
Blessed from Heaven above.
It's the land that we love.
This is the place!

Utah! Utah! Utah!
THIS IS THE PLACE!

Pickle surprise!

2010-02-25T22:14:00.001-08:00

Still trying to figure out what manner of drugs inspired this vid.

Chuck Norris

2010-02-23T08:12:00.000-08:00

What blog is complete without something related to good 'ole Chuck? This vid is sheer hilariousness + hideousness. Not hilarity. Hilariousness. Since it's a longer video, be sure to catch the part at about 4 min, 35 seconds and the last minute or so of it is truly amazing with a parachuting crocodile and a crotch kick that sends a ninja soaring.

Mr. T

2010-02-22T22:02:00.000-08:00

About anything with Mr. T involved is bound to be ugly. As demonstrated here:

Tooth Fairy

2010-02-22T21:51:00.000-08:00

Nothing against The Rock cuz I actually find him entertaining... but this is still an ugly concept.

Spam

2010-02-05T16:51:00.001-08:00

Let's face it spam on it's own is pretty ugly, let alone what Monty Python can do with it.

Fish slapping

2010-01-21T11:47:00.001-08:00

Monty Python = brilliant and frequently ugly

Belated Christmas post

2010-01-13T19:10:00.000-08:00

This is quite possibly the ugliest Christmas-related concept, let alone Christmas special.

Ryan Reynolds' glory

2009-12-25T22:43:00.001-08:00

This is almost as good as the other freak out kid on this blog.

Little Drummer Boy

2009-12-25T22:29:00.000-08:00

This is mainly just ugly in the opening dialogue. The song is actually quite nice.

Season's Greetings!

2009-12-25T22:28:00.001-08:00

Ready for a near-death experience? Watch the following clips.

Christmas cheer

2009-12-25T21:56:00.000-08:00

This Christmas cheer will come from laughter at how unbelievable this childhood "classic" show can be. The Christmas special is simply cringe-worthy. I posted the second half of the episode but the whole episode is worth a viewing if you want a hoot.

Other ugly boys

2009-12-07T17:50:00.000-08:00

So although I grew up hangin' with a group of "ugly boys," I found some other ugly boys who like to post vids online. As exemplified below:

Spider-man?

2009-12-06T21:46:00.000-08:00

Watch and tell me what about this clip reminds you of Spider-man.

Ronald McDonald

2009-11-24T16:15:00.000-08:00

Just about anything to do with Ronald is ugly.

Rap

2009-11-10T22:29:00.000-08:00

The sad thing is this is no better then a LOT of rap out there in the world.

More ugly anger

2009-11-09T23:31:00.000-08:00

This is stunningly ugly and hilarious. And yet on a serious note, this video represents the actual, realistic ugliness prevalent in the world that deals with violence over petty, minute issues.

Anger = ugly

2009-11-09T23:21:00.000-08:00

The following features some filmmaking friends of mine. Yup, pretty hilarious.

Batman

2009-11-04T12:44:00.000-08:00

The old, classic Batman series is LOADED with ugliness. As seen in the following clip:

Voca people

2009-11-01T12:11:00.000-08:00

Extremely talented performers. Ugly ensemble.

Kate Bush

2009-10-12T22:56:00.000-07:00

Worthy of attention.

Interesting

2009-10-12T22:50:00.000-07:00

Still don't know what to make of this.

Christopher Walken

2009-10-06T18:21:00.003-07:00

Good 'ole Chris Walken does a bunch of ugly stuff.

Star Trek meets Monty Python

2009-10-04T18:52:00.000-07:00

More Star Trek related hilarity!

Yet another wow

2009-09-24T19:49:00.000-07:00

Alien?

2009-09-23T14:38:00.000-07:00

I think this individual is seriously from Mars or Neptune or perhaps some uncharted planet. Special thanks to the Lost Media Archive for providing this masterpiece. You can find out more about them at lostmedia.blogspot.com.

Another Fail Blog Entry

2009-09-17T11:36:00.001-07:00

Instant Relief for Golfers

2009-09-17T11:25:00.001-07:00

This fail blog is filled with ugliness and here is an example. See failblog.org for more laughs.

Happy ugly day!

2009-09-09T23:15:00.001-07:00

09/09/09 = ugly day! Why? Because I say so!

Little freak out

2009-09-09T22:21:00.000-07:00

This is pretty ugly behavior, if you ask me.

Xanadu

2009-09-09T21:37:00.000-07:00

How Iraq works

2009-08-25T21:48:00.000-07:00

This isn't super ugly but it is super funny. And I think it could still qualify for this blog.

Yelling choir

2009-08-19T22:27:00.000-07:00

Believe it when you see this. It's an actual choir of men who yell rather than sing. They're from Finland. Explains a lot, eh? :)

Star Wars Kid

2009-08-13T21:05:00.000-07:00

Now this is a REAL Jedi display right here.

Bambi

2009-08-13T20:50:00.001-07:00

Hope you're not too big of a Bambi fan.

Village People

2009-08-10T13:37:00.000-07:00

Need I say more?

Webcam

2009-08-04T00:45:00.000-07:00

Webcam videos are usually quite ugly and this is no exception. In fact, if you ever feel the need to be nutty for the webcam... just be warned you may end up on my blog.

Last Unicorn

2009-08-04T00:26:00.000-07:00

This managed to get into an animated "classic." That's the best part.

Indian greatness

2009-07-26T20:21:00.000-07:00

Indian like the country India, not to be confused with Native Americans.

Waiting for Guffman

2009-07-26T19:31:00.000-07:00

For those who are unfamiliar with Christopher Guest mockumentaries, you NEED to familiarize yourselves. Guest's style is to have actors improvise for the camera for 90% of the filming and it still ends up hilarious. The best line from this clip is of course "everybody dance." Just watch.

Weird Al

2009-07-24T22:52:00.000-07:00

It's Weird Al's one movie called UHF... need I say more?

Star Trek's finest

2009-07-20T23:24:00.001-07:00

And when I say Star Trek's "finest"... I of course mean ugliest.

Big Rock Candy Mtn.

2009-07-20T19:02:00.000-07:00

This is just the trailer to give a little sampling of the terror that is Big Rock Candy Mountain which is supposedly "romp along fun" according to those who made it. I posted this trailer for two reasons. For one, that's all you'll probably be able to handle from this hour-long, that's right hour-long feature. For two, I've had technical difficulties transferring these clips to my blog but if you think you can stomach more, you can always go to this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxFNfof8mAI

Old school Zelda cartoon

2009-07-19T15:47:00.001-07:00

Okay this clip is about as equally annoying as it is ugly but it's so laughable I had to post it. No wonder this old TV show only made it 13 episodes.

Heman should go A. Idol

2009-07-17T17:33:00.000-07:00

Simply wow.

Ugliest music video runner up

2009-07-16T12:14:00.000-07:00

Be sure to pay attention to pedophilic undertones.

Ugliest music video

2009-07-14T11:52:00.000-07:00

Watch it and weep.

Good ugly fun

2009-07-11T19:35:00.000-07:00

Just to prove that I (along with friends) can also demonstrate true ugliness, see the following video for details...

I won't reveal the identity of the character in the vid above to protect him but I'll own up to being the crazy lad in this one below:

Ugly movie list

2009-07-02T14:11:00.000-07:00

The following is a list of movies that I know are positively heinous for one reason or another:

* Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
* Plan Nine from Outer Space
* Troll 2 (Troll 1 probably is too but I haven't seen the first one)
* Sydney White
* The Last Unicorn
* Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
* Mystery Men
* Big Rock Candy Mountain (kids movie)

Now for the ugliest titles of movies I've ever heard: (check www.imdb.com if you're in disbelief)

* Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
* I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
* Big Top Pee Wee
* Operation Dumbo Drop
* Feeling Minnesota
* The Hudsucker Proxy (actually a very good, entertaining film... just an ugly sounding title)
* Shaft in Africa
* Saw
* The Human Stain
* Blacula
* I Dismember Mama
* The Hottie and the Nottie
* How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
* Zyzzyx Road (independent film)
* The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

And last as well as least... the 1954 romantic comedy: "Phffft" Yes folks. It has happened.