Ever need an ugly joke? Pick up a Laffy Taffy and get ready to gag. Literally. Observe the following:
* What did the boy chip say to the girl chip (crisp for the Brits)? -- Let's dance and I'll dip you.
* What do sneezes wear on their feet? -- ahh-shoes
* Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum.
* What do you do if a rhino charges you? -- Give him your credit card.
Today's ugly day winner.... (drum roll).....
* What do you call a hot dog in a bun? -- an in betweenie weenie.
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