Literal music videos = awesome

Okay as if music videos weren't already entertaining/ generally ugly enough... check out this one.



(There are other literal music videos out there on the web and they're usually best if you've seen the *original* music video before you watch the parody version.)

Berries and Cream

What a marvelous Starburst commercial this is.

Muffins

Brace yourself for muffins as you've never experienced them before.

Which is uglier singing?

Feel free to vote (by making a comment) on which clip you think contains uglier singing between the two clips below:



(Might I add that I dare say this Goofy Movie clip is the best part of the whole movie)

Michael Jackson tribute

Okay so although this is not a Michael Jackson song, I thought I'd post this as tribute to his recent passing.

Weebl and Bob

Okay there are many of these bizarre, short videos called Weebl and Bob out there in the cyber universe. I'm including my two favorites for today's blog post.

Modern Snow White

So the modern movie rendition of the old classic Snow White tale... it's filled with ugliness and you get the idea from this movie poster. Big part of the ugly here is the hideous hairstyles Sydney displays.

The Tick!

Feast your eyes on the glory of the terrific TV show... The Tick.

MEGASHARK

Watch this. It. Is. UGLY.

No other explanation needed.

Star Wars trumpet solo

The most unbelievable part of this... is when I listened to the interview of this lady Stacy Hedger, she thought her performance went WELL! Wow.

Alien song

This is short, sweet and ugly. If sweet and ugly can go together...

Ugly word list

This is an entry that will be updated periodically as I happen upon words that strike me as ugly. These are the kinds of terms that either sound ugly or make you feel squeamish inside. And now the ever-growing list:

* moist
* pus
* slacks
* nougat
* persnickety
* tiddlywinks
* slut
* lug nut (okay technically two words)
* pew
* hootenanny
* mucus
* bimbo
* morsel
* succulent
* fastidious
* ogre
* obese
* shanty
* sluggish
* chunky (or chunks)
* lederhosen
* sauerkraut
* snort
* ooze
* grope
* bequeath
* maladroit
* bust
* stupor
* plump
* mutilate
* chafe
* kife (if you're from Utah)
* echinacea
* snark
* odoriferous
* masticate
* vestibule
* crotchety
* honky-tonk
* voluptuous
* chigger
* slanty
* leech
* goiter
* sticky wicket (also technically two words, but hilarious nonetheless)
* vacuous
* hoary
* hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (yes it's legit, google it if you don't believe me... it means the fear of long words, LOL!)

G.I. Joe parodies

These are so randomly, deliciously funny. In my humble opinion.

David after dentist

Okay this is more amusing than ugly but the part when the kid starts yelling for no apparent reason is a tad ugly.

Charlie the Unicorn

Most people know about this but I had to include it for good measure. There are amusing sequel videos to it but I'll leave you to go surf the web for those if you care to.

Salad Fingers

This video is an unspeakably ugly abomination that is more good for shudders than laughs but you may get a small kick out of how weird/ random it is.

Thriller... Indian style

Behold. The Indian version of Michael Jackson's Thriller music video. Buckle up.

Unbelievable cakes

These are some actual, honest-to-goodness cakes that have been created and documented for all the world to enjoy. I highly recommend visiting cakewrecks.blogspot.com if you want to see more cakes like these. Hee hee!


First off, the yoda cake!!! Yes, it's a real cake.




Next up, some sort of Chewbacca type cake. Or it's supposed to be a Chewbacca cake. I think.




Last but certainly not least, one of the most offensive cakes I've ever witnessed. I find it hard to believe that anyone would actually create such a thing.

Bitter beer face

We cannot forget to pay homage to something as hideous as this.

Sconecutter

This may seem harmless... but go ahead and visit this website. I dare you. (Oh and make sure your computer's speakers are turned on.)

www.sconecutter.com

Nutrigrain commercial

This is one of the ugliest commercials I've ever seen, therefore one of the funniest I've ever seen.

Wendy's commercial

Many music videos qualify as ugly. This one is no exception. Granted, it's a music video as a commercial, but ugly music video it is nonetheless.

Cheetah Girls!

This example is for those less "experienced" in the ways of ugliness. The entire thing is excessively cheesy which can be ugly and hilarious if you're in the mood. The prime example of ugliness to be noted here is the over-the-top girl with her constantly moving, tentacle-like arm motions. Enjoy.