Indian greatness

Indian like the country India, not to be confused with Native Americans.

Waiting for Guffman

For those who are unfamiliar with Christopher Guest mockumentaries, you NEED to familiarize yourselves. Guest's style is to have actors improvise for the camera for 90% of the filming and it still ends up hilarious. The best line from this clip is of course "everybody dance." Just watch.

Weird Al

It's Weird Al's one movie called UHF... need I say more?

Star Trek's finest

And when I say Star Trek's "finest"... I of course mean ugliest.

Big Rock Candy Mtn.

This is just the trailer to give a little sampling of the terror that is Big Rock Candy Mountain which is supposedly "romp along fun" according to those who made it. I posted this trailer for two reasons. For one, that's all you'll probably be able to handle from this hour-long, that's right hour-long feature. For two, I've had technical difficulties transferring these clips to my blog but if you think you can stomach more, you can always go to this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxFNfof8mAI

Old school Zelda cartoon

Okay this clip is about as equally annoying as it is ugly but it's so laughable I had to post it. No wonder this old TV show only made it 13 episodes.

Heman should go A. Idol

Simply wow.

Ugliest music video runner up

Be sure to pay attention to pedophilic undertones.

Ugliest music video

Watch it and weep.

Good ugly fun

Just to prove that I (along with friends) can also demonstrate true ugliness, see the following video for details...




I won't reveal the identity of the character in the vid above to protect him but I'll own up to being the crazy lad in this one below:

Ugly movie list

The following is a list of movies that I know are positively heinous for one reason or another:

* Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
* Plan Nine from Outer Space
* Troll 2 (Troll 1 probably is too but I haven't seen the first one)
* Sydney White
* The Last Unicorn
* Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
* Mystery Men
* Big Rock Candy Mountain (kids movie)


Now for the ugliest titles of movies I've ever heard: (check www.imdb.com if you're in disbelief)

* Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
* I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
* Big Top Pee Wee
* Operation Dumbo Drop
* Feeling Minnesota
* The Hudsucker Proxy (actually a very good, entertaining film... just an ugly sounding title)
* Shaft in Africa
* Saw
* The Human Stain
* Blacula
* I Dismember Mama
* The Hottie and the Nottie
* How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
* Zyzzyx Road (independent film)
* The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

And last as well as least... the 1954 romantic comedy: "Phffft" Yes folks. It has happened.