Marcel the Shell

Don't ask about this one. I don't even know. I just know so far there have been about four and a half million views of this vid on youtube.

What a singer!

Not much to do with the Christmas season but still hilariously hideous.

Happy Christmas!

The holiday season is a perfect time to share in the form of ugliness. Please observe the following examples:

we loved these! hope you love them too!

Happy Thanksgiving!

What better way to spread Thanksgiving cheer?! The tie-ins are obvious, right? Pilgrims and feasting!

Happy Ugly Day!!!

Once a year we have an ugly day corresponding to the date which this year falls upon 10/10/10. Last year 'twas 09/09/09, year before 08/08/08 and so on. For those panicking and wondering what we do after 2012... don't worry we can always go with 01/03/13. That's of course assuming the world still exists at that point, what with the alleged prophesies and all. For viewing pleasure or displeasure, I've posted more than the typical daily amount of posts today to commemorate.

Laffy Taffy

Ever need an ugly joke? Pick up a Laffy Taffy and get ready to gag. Literally. Observe the following:

* What did the boy chip say to the girl chip (crisp for the Brits)? -- Let's dance and I'll dip you.

* What do sneezes wear on their feet? -- ahh-shoes

* Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum.

* What do you do if a rhino charges you? -- Give him your credit card.


Today's ugly day winner.... (drum roll).....

* What do you call a hot dog in a bun? -- an in betweenie weenie.

Animated LOTR

What is it with animations and having so much likelihood at turning out totally bizarre and deranged? One need merely peruse this blog to see plenty of examples like this one here. This one features a fairly ugly song.

Animated Shakespeare

Want strange animation and overly dramatic performance? See here below! Or see as much as you can handle.

William Shatner

William Shatner... need I say more?

More auto-tune glory!

Just one of the many vids found at http://www.youtube.com/user/schmoyoho

Chun Li movie

Anyone care for the acting in this clip?

Everything Chris Klein Says in "The Legend of Chun Li" from Jeff Rubin on Vimeo.

Auto-tune glory

You MUST see both vids and in order from top to bottom.



As if it already wasn't ugly/ hilarious enough, now check this:

Never wanna grow up (?)

This guy might as well be Peter Pan wanting childlike playtime to prevail. A much older/goofier looking Peter Pan.

Hamsters?!?!

I've got a great idea! Let's make a car commercial. And we'll use CGI hamsters and make them look like thugs in New York. Trust me it'll make people want to purchase a new car because the connection between hamsters and cars is obvious, right?

Hot Chip

Brace yourself for the ending. Just when you think it can't get any uglier.....

Hot Chip "I Feel Better" music video from SR on Vimeo.

Rocko's Modern Life

Ugliest movie cover

U.G.L.Y.

What is an ugly blog without this?

Cute Cat, Ugly Vid

Jersey Devil

This is a depiction of an honest-to-goodness mythological legendary creature that allegedly inhabits southern New Jersey. Check this out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_devil

My own videos

Some videos I helped to make. Just proof that I can be ugly too.

Yes this is my voice as the narrator...

In honor of my birthday

Gold medal music vid

I've decided a music video by definition has to contain at least some ugliness. This one is award-winning in this sense though.

Mario at its best/worst

I'm starting to think there's more animated ugliness out in the world than animated beauty.

Annoying orange

This is a lot to take in, I know.

He loves his cat

Special thanks to awkwardfamilyphotos.com.

Drug-induced animation

Yet another certainly drug-induced cartoon for my blog.

Inexplicable pics

I don't even know. Just visit the following URLs for some images that will stupefy you:

http://beaarthurmountainspizza.tumblr.com/

http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/

Russian ugliness

Glad that the international ugliness can be found in Russia as well.

Potter puppet pals

All of the Harry Potter puppet pal episodes I'm aware of are magically ugly.

Utah song

Not to be offensive to Utahns here since I am one myself... but this song is just cringe worthy when you hear it sung. Maybe there'd be less cringing if we somehow managed to pack more repetitions of "this is the place" in here. I think that's what it needs.

Utah! People working together
Utah! What a great place to be.
Blessed from Heaven above.
It's the land that we love.
This is the place!

Utah! With its mountains and valleys.
Utah! With its canyons and streams.
You can go anywhere.
But there's none that compare.
This is the place!

It was Brigham Young who led the pioneers across the plains.
They suffered with the trials they had to face.
With faith they kept on going till they reached the Great Salt Lake
Here they heard the words..."THIS IS THE PLACE!"

Utah! With its focus on family,
Utah! Helps each child to succeed.
People care how they live.
Each has so much to give.
This is the place!

Utah! Getting bigger and better.
Utah! Always leading the way.
New technology's here...
Growing faster each year.
This is the place!

There is beauty in the snow-capped mountains, in the lakes & streams.
There are valleys filled with farms and orchards too.
The spirit of its people shows in everything they do.
Utah is the place where dreams come true.

Utah! With its pioneer spirit.
Utah! What a great legacy!
Blessed from Heaven above.
It's the land that we love.
This is the place!

Utah! Utah! Utah!
THIS IS THE PLACE!

Pickle surprise!

Still trying to figure out what manner of drugs inspired this vid.

Chuck Norris

What blog is complete without something related to good 'ole Chuck? This vid is sheer hilariousness + hideousness. Not hilarity. Hilariousness. Since it's a longer video, be sure to catch the part at about 4 min, 35 seconds and the last minute or so of it is truly amazing with a parachuting crocodile and a crotch kick that sends a ninja soaring.

Mr. T

About anything with Mr. T involved is bound to be ugly. As demonstrated here:

Tooth Fairy

Nothing against The Rock cuz I actually find him entertaining... but this is still an ugly concept.

Spam

Let's face it spam on it's own is pretty ugly, let alone what Monty Python can do with it.

Fish slapping

Monty Python = brilliant and frequently ugly

Belated Christmas post

This is quite possibly the ugliest Christmas-related concept, let alone Christmas special.