Ryan Reynolds' glory

This is almost as good as the other freak out kid on this blog.

Little Drummer Boy

This is mainly just ugly in the opening dialogue. The song is actually quite nice.

Season's Greetings!

Ready for a near-death experience? Watch the following clips.

Christmas cheer

This Christmas cheer will come from laughter at how unbelievable this childhood "classic" show can be. The Christmas special is simply cringe-worthy. I posted the second half of the episode but the whole episode is worth a viewing if you want a hoot.

Other ugly boys

So although I grew up hangin' with a group of "ugly boys," I found some other ugly boys who like to post vids online. As exemplified below:

Spider-man?

Watch and tell me what about this clip reminds you of Spider-man.

Ronald McDonald

Just about anything to do with Ronald is ugly.

Rap

The sad thing is this is no better then a LOT of rap out there in the world.

More ugly anger

This is stunningly ugly and hilarious. And yet on a serious note, this video represents the actual, realistic ugliness prevalent in the world that deals with violence over petty, minute issues.

Anger = ugly

The following features some filmmaking friends of mine. Yup, pretty hilarious.

Batman

The old, classic Batman series is LOADED with ugliness. As seen in the following clip:

Voca people

Extremely talented performers. Ugly ensemble.

Kate Bush

Worthy of attention.

Interesting

Still don't know what to make of this.

Christopher Walken

Good 'ole Chris Walken does a bunch of ugly stuff.

Star Trek meets Monty Python

More Star Trek related hilarity!

Yet another wow

Alien?

I think this individual is seriously from Mars or Neptune or perhaps some uncharted planet. Special thanks to the Lost Media Archive for providing this masterpiece. You can find out more about them at lostmedia.blogspot.com.

Another Fail Blog Entry

Instant Relief for Golfers

This fail blog is filled with ugliness and here is an example. See failblog.org for more laughs.

Happy ugly day!

09/09/09 = ugly day! Why? Because I say so!

Little freak out

This is pretty ugly behavior, if you ask me.

Xanadu

How Iraq works

This isn't super ugly but it is super funny. And I think it could still qualify for this blog.

Yelling choir

Believe it when you see this. It's an actual choir of men who yell rather than sing. They're from Finland. Explains a lot, eh? :)

Star Wars Kid

Now this is a REAL Jedi display right here.

Bambi

Hope you're not too big of a Bambi fan.

Village People

Need I say more?

Webcam

Webcam videos are usually quite ugly and this is no exception. In fact, if you ever feel the need to be nutty for the webcam... just be warned you may end up on my blog.

Last Unicorn

This managed to get into an animated "classic." That's the best part.

Indian greatness

Indian like the country India, not to be confused with Native Americans.

Waiting for Guffman

For those who are unfamiliar with Christopher Guest mockumentaries, you NEED to familiarize yourselves. Guest's style is to have actors improvise for the camera for 90% of the filming and it still ends up hilarious. The best line from this clip is of course "everybody dance." Just watch.

Weird Al

It's Weird Al's one movie called UHF... need I say more?

Star Trek's finest

And when I say Star Trek's "finest"... I of course mean ugliest.

Big Rock Candy Mtn.

This is just the trailer to give a little sampling of the terror that is Big Rock Candy Mountain which is supposedly "romp along fun" according to those who made it. I posted this trailer for two reasons. For one, that's all you'll probably be able to handle from this hour-long, that's right hour-long feature. For two, I've had technical difficulties transferring these clips to my blog but if you think you can stomach more, you can always go to this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxFNfof8mAI

Old school Zelda cartoon

Okay this clip is about as equally annoying as it is ugly but it's so laughable I had to post it. No wonder this old TV show only made it 13 episodes.

Heman should go A. Idol

Simply wow.

Ugliest music video runner up

Be sure to pay attention to pedophilic undertones.

Ugliest music video

Watch it and weep.

Good ugly fun

Just to prove that I (along with friends) can also demonstrate true ugliness, see the following video for details...




I won't reveal the identity of the character in the vid above to protect him but I'll own up to being the crazy lad in this one below:

Ugly movie list

The following is a list of movies that I know are positively heinous for one reason or another:

* Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
* Plan Nine from Outer Space
* Troll 2 (Troll 1 probably is too but I haven't seen the first one)
* Sydney White
* The Last Unicorn
* Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
* Mystery Men
* Big Rock Candy Mountain (kids movie)


Now for the ugliest titles of movies I've ever heard: (check www.imdb.com if you're in disbelief)

* Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
* I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
* Big Top Pee Wee
* Operation Dumbo Drop
* Feeling Minnesota
* The Hudsucker Proxy (actually a very good, entertaining film... just an ugly sounding title)
* Shaft in Africa
* Saw
* The Human Stain
* Blacula
* I Dismember Mama
* The Hottie and the Nottie
* How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
* Zyzzyx Road (independent film)
* The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies

And last as well as least... the 1954 romantic comedy: "Phffft" Yes folks. It has happened.

Literal music videos = awesome

Okay as if music videos weren't already entertaining/ generally ugly enough... check out this one.



(There are other literal music videos out there on the web and they're usually best if you've seen the *original* music video before you watch the parody version.)

Berries and Cream

What a marvelous Starburst commercial this is.

Muffins

Brace yourself for muffins as you've never experienced them before.

Which is uglier singing?

Feel free to vote (by making a comment) on which clip you think contains uglier singing between the two clips below:



(Might I add that I dare say this Goofy Movie clip is the best part of the whole movie)

Michael Jackson tribute

Okay so although this is not a Michael Jackson song, I thought I'd post this as tribute to his recent passing.

Weebl and Bob

Okay there are many of these bizarre, short videos called Weebl and Bob out there in the cyber universe. I'm including my two favorites for today's blog post.

Modern Snow White

So the modern movie rendition of the old classic Snow White tale... it's filled with ugliness and you get the idea from this movie poster. Big part of the ugly here is the hideous hairstyles Sydney displays.

The Tick!

Feast your eyes on the glory of the terrific TV show... The Tick.

MEGASHARK

Watch this. It. Is. UGLY.

No other explanation needed.

Star Wars trumpet solo

The most unbelievable part of this... is when I listened to the interview of this lady Stacy Hedger, she thought her performance went WELL! Wow.

Alien song

This is short, sweet and ugly. If sweet and ugly can go together...

Ugly word list

This is an entry that will be updated periodically as I happen upon words that strike me as ugly. These are the kinds of terms that either sound ugly or make you feel squeamish inside. And now the ever-growing list:

* moist
* pus
* slacks
* nougat
* persnickety
* tiddlywinks
* slut
* lug nut (okay technically two words)
* pew
* hootenanny
* mucus
* bimbo
* morsel
* succulent
* fastidious
* ogre
* obese
* shanty
* sluggish
* chunky (or chunks)
* lederhosen
* sauerkraut
* snort
* ooze
* grope
* bequeath
* maladroit
* bust
* stupor
* plump
* mutilate
* chafe
* kife (if you're from Utah)
* echinacea
* snark
* odoriferous
* masticate
* vestibule
* crotchety
* honky-tonk
* voluptuous
* chigger
* slanty
* leech
* goiter
* sticky wicket (also technically two words, but hilarious nonetheless)
* vacuous
* hoary
* hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (yes it's legit, google it if you don't believe me... it means the fear of long words, LOL!)

G.I. Joe parodies

These are so randomly, deliciously funny. In my humble opinion.

David after dentist

Okay this is more amusing than ugly but the part when the kid starts yelling for no apparent reason is a tad ugly.

Charlie the Unicorn

Most people know about this but I had to include it for good measure. There are amusing sequel videos to it but I'll leave you to go surf the web for those if you care to.

Salad Fingers

This video is an unspeakably ugly abomination that is more good for shudders than laughs but you may get a small kick out of how weird/ random it is.

Thriller... Indian style

Behold. The Indian version of Michael Jackson's Thriller music video. Buckle up.

Unbelievable cakes

These are some actual, honest-to-goodness cakes that have been created and documented for all the world to enjoy. I highly recommend visiting cakewrecks.blogspot.com if you want to see more cakes like these. Hee hee!


First off, the yoda cake!!! Yes, it's a real cake.




Next up, some sort of Chewbacca type cake. Or it's supposed to be a Chewbacca cake. I think.




Last but certainly not least, one of the most offensive cakes I've ever witnessed. I find it hard to believe that anyone would actually create such a thing.

Bitter beer face

We cannot forget to pay homage to something as hideous as this.

Sconecutter

This may seem harmless... but go ahead and visit this website. I dare you. (Oh and make sure your computer's speakers are turned on.)

www.sconecutter.com

Nutrigrain commercial

This is one of the ugliest commercials I've ever seen, therefore one of the funniest I've ever seen.

Wendy's commercial

Many music videos qualify as ugly. This one is no exception. Granted, it's a music video as a commercial, but ugly music video it is nonetheless.

Cheetah Girls!

This example is for those less "experienced" in the ways of ugliness. The entire thing is excessively cheesy which can be ugly and hilarious if you're in the mood. The prime example of ugliness to be noted here is the over-the-top girl with her constantly moving, tentacle-like arm motions. Enjoy.