Pickle surprise!

Still trying to figure out what manner of drugs inspired this vid.

Chuck Norris

What blog is complete without something related to good 'ole Chuck? This vid is sheer hilariousness + hideousness. Not hilarity. Hilariousness. Since it's a longer video, be sure to catch the part at about 4 min, 35 seconds and the last minute or so of it is truly amazing with a parachuting crocodile and a crotch kick that sends a ninja soaring.

Mr. T

About anything with Mr. T involved is bound to be ugly. As demonstrated here:

Tooth Fairy

Nothing against The Rock cuz I actually find him entertaining... but this is still an ugly concept.

Spam

Let's face it spam on it's own is pretty ugly, let alone what Monty Python can do with it.